Malce heca v svetu računalništva

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Take teme še nisem zasledil, če pa obstaja me pa prosim popravite. Tukaj pišite o hecnih zadevah v svetu računalništva, smešne slike, smešni posti, smešni vici pač na temo pcjev ;) Bodimo nasmejani in si popestrimo težke dni :)

Enjoy ;)

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Terabyte/sec

This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

sce, tocno tako temo sm zadnjic iskal tule :))

Tale me vedno nasmeje:

Ko sefa ni, slovenski programerji...

tole si morte ogledat :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYPGnJdO1U

Skazy:
tole si morte ogledat :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYPGnJdO1U

Hehehehehe: lag, lag! :D:D

Osebno najbolj smešna zadeva na internetu v zadnjem času.

http://thenextweb.com/shareables/2010/02/20/geek-humor-the-escaped-cat/

hahahaah :) ta je dobra ja ;P ful laggggg lagg !!! :) lol, drugač pa ne pozabet na 2jko ->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6JKPWHGY&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=456D95510F092D12

Hehehe, joooo zdaj pa ne bom mogle spat. Headshot biač:P

Mene ta vedno nasmeje: Web designer vs car salesman

Sej najverjetneje že veste, kaj je najvčja žalitev za vsakega računalničarja... in sicer: jao, da bi ti cura bila opensource ;)