Vici, šale in fore

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Ker je tale forumček postal zame skor edini slo sajt, kerga res redno obiskujem, dajmo še tuki šopat mal z dnevno smešnimi šalami pa vici pa forami, na ktere naletite.

Res je, da bi že lahka sem dal kak prispevek iz tega foruma hehe, sam bom jaz zaenkrat en vic dal, vi pa nadalje ko naletite na kaj pametnega al pa tud butastega.

rešujeta mujo i haso križanku..
pa reče mujo hasotu..šta je to: vrsta povrća, 5 slova?
reče haso: kupus!
mujo: ne ide!
haso: pa daj bolan stavi manju glavicu:)

spacetime:
Levodesni hibrid

Ivan, Borut, Janez,
vi ste z nami danes...

Janša je slaba alternativa, ampak dodajanje komunistov v to mešanico ne bo prineslo rešitelja:P

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Danes naletel na nekaj dobrih citatov. Tukaj je par takih, ki so me res nasmejali:

When an engineer says that something can't be done, it's a code phrase that means it's not fun to do.

Windows VS Mac:
Yeah, Windows is great... I used it to download Linux/order Mac online.

If Windows is the answer, it must have been a stupid question. -- Filip Van Raemdonck

Only 10% are Mac users. But remember, we're the top 10%

That which does not kill me makes me stronger. That which does kill me I'll deal with when I respawn.

desetznakov.

Damn zgleda so zbrisal sliko :/
re-postam, ko jo spet najdem :)

If you see an Apple store getting robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

tale video game trailer si pa res morate pogledat... NORO :))))

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/finalelfs-assh-le-hunter/46802

Kaže zeko zmiji: - "Izvini što sam te neki dan zezao sto nemaš noge." Na to će zmija: - "Ma nema veze, bilo pa prošlo." Na to će zeko: - "E svaka ti čast! Evo ruka!"

Dobra :) :)