#585
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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#1
Si preverila na vstopnice.com?
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#579
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
Husband says; "Put: 'MYPENIS' ", and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was an error, "Error. Not long enough."
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#572
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
Very long pause...
"Java."
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#569
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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dejanxx:
hehe, mogoče bi jim bilo lahko zato všeč, ker je meni tako lažje :)))
Človek se očitno heca, vi pa tolk minusov.
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#565
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Klasika :)
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#46
Rabim 30€ na Moneybookers, nakažem vam 30€ na Paypal. Razmerje si zračunajte :P.
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#559
What happens to the man who lost whole left side of his body?
He is all right now.
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#7
EDsolution:
Slo vsebino objavlja?
Ne, izključno v angleškem jeziku.
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