Joke about project manager.

Joke about project manager.

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there,

another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The

shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He

fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be £5,000."

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey.

Most of them are only a few hundred pounds. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper

answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the

money."

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "Hey, that one's even more expensive! £10,000!

What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even

some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The

price tag around its neck read £50,000. The tourist gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs

more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a project

manager".

hahaha tale je smešen :)

V enmu e-booku biu.

Jst sm lahko project manager... A me kdo kup?? Za vs samo 45.999$ :P

Heehehe sej veste kako je s šefi pa drevesom opic? :)

Ko višji (šefi) na drevesu pogledajo dol, vidijo same nasmejane obraze. Ko pa zaposleni pogledajo po drevesu gor pa vidijo same riti ;)

haha =),

Lohk bi odprli kakšno temo s takimi vici na podobne teme.