Malce heca v svetu računalništva

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Take teme še nisem zasledil, če pa obstaja me pa prosim popravite. Tukaj pišite o hecnih zadevah v svetu računalništva, smešne slike, smešni posti, smešni vici pač na temo pcjev ;) Bodimo nasmejani in si popestrimo težke dni :)

Enjoy ;)

Why IT people sound like they come from Mars? And why most other people think they should have stayed there? =)

No pa še eno jaz pripopam:

Včasih programerji uporabljamo nestandardna obvestila za napake in zato se vsake toliko pripeti, da te pokliče stranka in vpraša: "Oprostite, ampak ne vem kaj pomeni koda napake: >>Nešto smrdi, a nije riba<<."

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Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page where it says in little blue letters, "English (US)." or "German", or whatever you selected. Click on it. When the language box pops up, click on the arrow next to "English (US) and select "English (Pirate)." When you've stopped laughing, paste this as your status.

http://ie.microsoft.com/testdrive/Performance/Preschool/Default.html :D

A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you”?

human:
A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you”?

Only if you're willing to commit! :)

www.zasebnistiki.si - dobra domena...samo stil strani je malo retro.

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer: "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

Tip je doživel brodolom in se je znašel na pustem otoku. Minevali so dnevi in meseci. Dojel je, da ga nihče ne bo rešil. Začel je graditi nekakšno kolibo in ko je končal, je globoko zaspal.
Ko se je zjutraj prebudil, je nad njim stala plavolasa ženska, prsata, vitka ...
Ona mu reče:
"Pridi k meni, sem na drugi strani otoka!"

Prišel je k njej in on vidi: velika hiša, vse urejeno, ... Vpraša jo, odkod ji vse to.
Pa vse to sem pobrala z ladje, preden se je potopila... Gresta notri, ona ga dobro nahrani .
Rekla mu je, naj se stušira ... ker ona ima tudi toplo vodo ... bojler na generator . On se stušira, pride ven, ženska sname modrček, pa hlačke ... in mu reče:
"Sedaj pa ti bom dala tisto, kar čakaš že šest mesecev !"
Tip pa ji reče:
" Pa ne me jebat, da imaš tudi internet!"