Vici, šale in fore

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Ker je tale forumček postal zame skor edini slo sajt, kerga res redno obiskujem, dajmo še tuki šopat mal z dnevno smešnimi šalami pa vici pa forami, na ktere naletite.

Res je, da bi že lahka sem dal kak prispevek iz tega foruma hehe, sam bom jaz zaenkrat en vic dal, vi pa nadalje ko naletite na kaj pametnega al pa tud butastega.

rešujeta mujo i haso križanku..
pa reče mujo hasotu..šta je to: vrsta povrća, 5 slova?
reče haso: kupus!
mujo: ne ide!
haso: pa daj bolan stavi manju glavicu:)

Za malo mlajšo populacijo na forumu :D

Evo še ena na podobno tematiko :P

I am the master of internet

Google + gravity

So this SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor...

Developer: “We will set you up with Google Analytics.”
CLIENT: “No way. I don’t want that.”
Developer: “Why not? its great!”
CLIENT: “My wife has it on her website and she only gets 50 hits a month. No thanks. Get me something else.”

Kako je narejen Google maps,...

Še nekaj angleških :)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

upam da še ni bilo :)

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