Mogoče malo kruta ampak me je nasmejala :D
Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
Pa še nekaj ostalih:
"Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."
"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code."
"Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?"
"Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !"
“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
"Better to be a geek than an idiot."